Quinn was one month old this past Sunday which also happened to be my last day before going back to work. We decided against a party because we aren't that big of weirdos yet. However, we did make our first appearance at church since she was born. Being the adults we are now, we pulled the old sneak into the back pew in case she has a meltdown maneuver. We shouldn't have even worried because she didn't even make a sound (she was probably better behaved than I was). We think she is a fan of the music, which is probably a good thing since she has freakishly long piano fingers. Christin and I have been talking about how much easier this past month has been than we anticipated. However, there have been some changes and here are the top ten according to Mike:
1) I replaced all of my liquor bottles in the freezer with frozen breast milk bags.
2) My clothes are often covered in vomit not from a long night of drinking but from breast milk.
3) Another human has peed on me...multiple times.
4) I have given another person a bath at 2am because they crapped their pants.
5) I have fought with my wife about giving said person a bath at 2am because they crapped their pants.
6) No matter how hard you try...windows down, music bumping, there is no way to look cool with an empty car seat base in the back seat.
7) Random strangers talk to you...all of the time, especially old people. It was great when Christin was pregnant these people only talked to her now she shares the wealth.
8) My Pandora stations have changed from Eminem and Beastie Boys to Rockabye Baby and Baby Einstein. #BABYSWAGG
9) With precious cargo on board I drive much more carefully.
10) I have formulated a business model for Quinn's college fund. It is an underground baby racing circuit similar to turtle racing seen
here. Just kidding...unless there are any takers.
These are just a few and I would be interested to hear what other parents have to share from their experiences. Without further ado here are some one month pictures.
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| Quinn in her church outfit with J |
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| Well hello Mom |
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| A little smile for Mom |
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| Evidently over the picture taking |